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Song Parodies -> "Belch!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Belch!"

Parody Written by:

Joelle

The Lyrics

A song about a case of indigestion.
Belch, I heard somebody,
Belch, not just anybody,
Belch you know I heard someone, belch!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
My mama taught me table manners. "Don't belch," she would say.
"When you fart go outside; yes, try to be polite."
But all of that did change when I ate pizza last night.
Help me if you can, I need some Tums
'Cause I think I drank a little too much rum.
Havin' indigestion is no fun!
Won't you please, please help me?

Next morning I wake up 'cause I've really got to pee
Then I eat breakfast thinking "What is wrong with me?"
And every now and then, I feel it bubble up.
The urge to belch is so darn strong, I just let out a burp.

Help me if you can, I need some Tums
'Cause I think I drank a little too much rum.
Havin' indigestion is no fun!
Won't you please, please help me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
My mama taught me table manners. "Don't belch," she would say.
"When you fart go outside; yes, try to be polite."
But all of that did change when I ate pizza last night.
Help me if you can, I need some Tums
'Cause I think I drank a little too much rum.
Havin' indigestion is no fun!
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me? *Burp!*


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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mac - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
BLUUURRRG!
Diva - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work , Joelle! Very cute!
Michael - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Rename it EEEWWW!
Birgitta - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job Joelle! Funny & gross-the makings of a good parody,lol. :-D
Johnny D - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I just belched-up a trio of 5's for this parody.
Adagio - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked this one, Joelle...fun, humerous, etc!!! 5's
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Take 555 and call a doctor in the morning.
Jeff Reuben - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! This will be stuck in my mind all day at work.
Guy - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it? Excellent parody choice for JD's grossest song contest. I must have had indigestion or something the day this one came out because I missed it first time around. Glad you nominated this one else I would have missed a real gem. I thoroughly enjoyed each and every burp but the riff in the song was my favorite part.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Belchin' stuff, and I second Guy.
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) See above (burrrrp)!
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Urp! 554, only because the 1st verse got repeated.
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is one of the better written songs of this round. Maybe not the most disgusting, but I think I liked it the most.
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(gross contest) Nice, clean job with this Beatles number, but I won't hold that against you in the contest, Joelle. 5's
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
It would be a shock if a GIRL won the gross contest. Funny stuff, though not terribly gross. Very good job.

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