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Song Parodies -> "Neophyte Donkey"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Got Somthing To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Neophyte Donkey"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Track 21 of Agrimorfee's "White" album. Another exercise in surrealism. Heck, it makes about as much sense as Lennon's version anyway. :)
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, sing of joy
Ding dong, ding dong, sing of joy
Ding dong, it's so cheesy
Ding dong, it's so cheesy--it's so cheesy, it's so cheesy

Everybody knows the fall and rise of the neophyte donkey.

The donkey would fly and go to the sky
The flying-high guy would never fly low
So soar on, so soar on
Soar on you crazy boy
Soar on you crazy boy
You make it look so easy
You make it look so easy
Feeling breezy, feeling queasy

Everybody knows the fall and rise of the neophyte donkey.

On the dark side of doubt and the light side of sin
On the light side of thin, on the dark side of stout
So go on, go on
Use lots of soy
Go on, use lots of soy
Are you feeling sneezy?
Are you feeling wheezy?
What does he see? What does he see?

Everybody knows the fall and rise of the neophyte donkey.

Copyright 1997.1998 Agrimorfee For more about Agrimorfee's album, please see "Daddy's New Car" elsewhere on this website.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Dominic L. - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a song I made about a superhero llama who wasn't too bright, but he could SOAR!!

I gave you 555 just because the nonsense was funny... in that weird sort of way
Agrinorfee - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dom! (great minds do think alike!)
Red Ant - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Unfamiliar with the OS, so I Googled the lyrics. Yours makes more sense, I think. Good job on changing up the lines.
Adagio - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS...reads well.
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Forge ahead with that full-album parody, Agri!
Agrimorfee - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D--see my Author page for links to the entire album (done mostly in the Surrealist Agrimorfee style)
Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(N) hmmm, yes Agri, these lyrics would certainly fit right into the Beatles canon circa 1969
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) These lyrics should be shot from a canon into outer space... maybe then they'd make some sense! Warped, warped, warped, Agri. Even the chirping giraffes are confused.
Rick C - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Wacky and weird (like many a later Beatles OS) 555
Gonfunko - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Is it too early in the morning, or is it just that weird? I don't know, but it's a great parody!
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wha?? I'll give ya 5s before the medication wears off....:-)

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