i don't want to soil my panties when i go
and i hate my diaper bottoms to show
they're droopin' off my rear
they soon will disappear
this toilet training's something i should know

i had a drink of milk but i don't care
with a diaper i can pee most anywhere
my parents say its wrong
i've waited far too long
i think they're gonna buy me underwear

though tonight i wet my bed
they still love me
they won't smack me in the head
they still love me

i don't want to soil my panties when i go
i want to use the toilet like a pro
that feeling in my rear
means i must disappear
i'll be in the head if you must know

though tonight i wet my bed
they still love me
they won't smack me in the head
they still love me

though i've had a drink of milk, i am not scared
cause i know just what to do and i'm prepared
now nothing can go wrong
i'm seated on the john
my legs are danglin' and my bottom's bared