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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want To Soil My Panties"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want To Spoil The Party"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want To Soil My Panties"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i don't want to soil my panties when i go
and i hate my diaper bottoms to show
they're droopin' off my rear
they soon will disappear
this toilet training's something i should know

i had a drink of milk but i don't care
with a diaper i can pee most anywhere
my parents say its wrong
i've waited far too long
i think they're gonna buy me underwear

though tonight i wet my bed
they still love me
they won't smack me in the head
they still love me

i don't want to soil my panties when i go
i want to use the toilet like a pro
that feeling in my rear
means i must disappear
i'll be in the head if you must know

though tonight i wet my bed
they still love me
they won't smack me in the head
they still love me

though i've had a drink of milk, i am not scared
cause i know just what to do and i'm prepared
now nothing can go wrong
i'm seated on the john
my legs are danglin' and my bottom's bared

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Steve - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this one better than "Soil the Potty". Better pacing and funnier.
sloatead - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
5's
Annie (Anny) - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Good parody Alvin :) 555

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