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Song Parodies -> "Ballad Of Stan And Wendy"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad Of John And Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad Of Stan And Wendy"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a south park song...stan is so in love with wendy, he throws up when she is around......
sunday morning, out with my buddies
we're ice skating down by the pond
and when my wendy shows up
that's when my tummy throws up
you know i couldn't make it back to the john

christ, you know i feel queasy
and i'm as hot as can be
i wish she was goin'
she always nauseates me

had a party down at the schoolhouse
wendy asks me if we can dance
my head starts to wag
i'm starting to gag
you know she didn't even give me a chance

christ, you know i feel queasy
and i'm as hot as can be
i wish she was goin'
she always nauseates me

throwin' up my breakfast every single day
losing lunch with regularity
last night, my mom said
poor boy, you're half dead
you can't keep nothing down
to save your soul
dig?

must be puppy love cause i'm bitten
lyin' in my bed for a week
my dear sister said
hey, what you doin' in bed?
i said its stomach ache relief that i seek

christ, you know i feel queasy
and i'm as hot as can be
i wish she was goin'
she always nauseates me

climbing up the tree to my clubhouse
eating chocolate cake in the back
i've been such a mess
i have to confess
its good to have my appetite back

christ, you know i feel queasy
and i'm as hot as can be
i wish she was goin'
she always nauseates me

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Agrimorfee - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I could just picture Stan The Man singing this one. Very cute!
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This was well-written.
sloatead - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, the way things are going, you're gonna soon outpace me
Ashkicksass - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor Stan! This is fab!
moniek - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
super sweet !!!! but to bad that stan and wendy break up :(
jbbyx3 - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
moniek they got back together at the end of the list
alvin - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks all
littleCupCakes - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, As much as I had disliked YuckyYoko . . . this parody rocks!
alvin - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks littleCupCakes

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