I once had girl over my place, offered her steaks
She told me "No thanks, although I could—no Vegan would"

I asked her to stay and I told her to sit anywhere
She said "no way" 'cause of animal hair on each chair

She sat on the floor, getting real loose on carrot juice
She stared at my wall, and the moose head, then went to bed

She told me she worked in the morning at Veggies Galore
I told her I bartended weekends at Wild Beef and Boar

And when I awoke I found a note, here's what she wrote:
"I can't eat your meat, although I could, No Vegan would"