Song Parodies -> John Kerry Has No Personality
| Original Song Title: | "Yellow Submarine" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "John Kerry Has No Personality" |
| Parody Written by: | Laurence Dunne |
In new hampshires many towns
Mister Kerry has won the round
He looks like a Harvard man
Though he fought in Vietnam
Mister Clinton smoked the pot
Mister Bush, he drank a lot
Ronald Raegan was divorced
Richard Nixon was in the courts
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
All his friends are very bored
By his wife, he is ignored
So the band is forced to play
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
He has lived a life of ease
He should at least have smoked some weed
Or traded hostages for cash
Or shouted "Hee-aaaaahhhhh!" at a voter bash
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
Mister Kerry has won the round
He looks like a Harvard man
Though he fought in Vietnam
Mister Clinton smoked the pot
Mister Bush, he drank a lot
Ronald Raegan was divorced
Richard Nixon was in the courts
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
All his friends are very bored
By his wife, he is ignored
So the band is forced to play
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
He has lived a life of ease
He should at least have smoked some weed
Or traded hostages for cash
Or shouted "Hee-aaaaahhhhh!" at a voter bash
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
John Kerry has no personality,
no personality, no personality
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Funny stuff! I gave you a 5 for pacing but just barely - your refrain lines "no personality, no personality" would have matched the original's better as "personality, personality" since "personality" has the same number of syllables as "yellow submarine". But 5 means "Lots", it does not mean "Perfect".
I agree with Johnny D about the pacing...but the rest makes up for it. I especially liked the stanza about the 'life of ease'. Oh, and BTW...I'd much rather have a President with a brain and no personality...than one like we have right now.
Good job here! 555!
I heard a great comment re John Kerry recently: "He looks like one of the apple trees in the Wizard of Oz!"
I like how you stayed bipartisan on this one. Some clever wordage about the ex-prezes and Bush. I gave you fives as well for the same reasons that were stated earlier. Well done.
Laurence, I think he looks quite Presidential... why, I can see his picture on a twenty dollar bill as though it was already right in front of me... hey, whaddya know, it IS right in front of me! *grin* Nice job, btw!
LOL... he has exactly the personality that his image consultants have determined will win the nomination.
Anybody who votes based on personality deserves the lousy President that they get. Better a man with no personality than a man with no brain, no heart and no courage who oughta be sent home. Georgie, BRING IT ON! Kerry, beat that wayward son!
Has anyone ever noticed he kind of looks like a kerry blue terrier, or is it just me? :-0
Kerry is less boring than he seems.. When you see him shooting pucks with the Boston Bruins, you'd be amazed at the energy and enthusiasm he has. At least he's REAL. Bush on the other hand... If we want to start comparing these guys to animal look-a-likes, let me know where the Bush list is... I have a ton of em. Go KERRY ............. Beat the **SELECTED** President !!
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