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Song Parodies -> "Help me, Darling!"

Original Song Title:

"Oh! Darling"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help me, Darling!"

Parody Written by:

Noah Patrick McKelvie

The Lyrics

We'd like to welcome Wiz Preston and Emily Luedtke to the New York Country Western Club. 3,4
Help me, darling, can't you hear me!
Don't you know that I have diabetes too-oo-oo-oo!
Will you listen to me tell you,
Wiz, won't you hold my arm!

Help me, darling, listen to me!
Will you get me an ice cream co-o-one!
Can you hear me say I love you! Oo
Will you get me a Dairy Queen ice cream cone

When we were talking
You said, I was a liar, liar, liar, a big fat liar
Well, you know I had a big outburst that day
When we were talking
You said, I was a liar, liar, liar, a big fat liar
Well, you know I had a big outburst that day, oh yea, yea

Help me darling, listen to me
Will you get me an ice cream co-o-one
Can you hear me say I love you
Will you get me a dairy queen ice cream come, believe me brother!

When we were talking
You said, I was a liar, liar, liar, a big fat liar
Well, you know I had a big outburst that day
When we were talking
You said, I was a liar, liar, liar, a big fat liar
Well, you know I had a big outburst that day

Help me darling, can't you hear me!
Don't you know that I have diabetes to-oo-oo-oo!
Won't you listen to me tell you!
Wiz, you are a wizard, hold me arm

(Spoken:) This is a day of Instant Karma

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