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Song Parodies -> "He Took Viagra Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got A Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"He Took Viagra Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Miss Mozell

The Lyrics

Viagra has been a boon to some, but some articles have said that for every man who takes Viagra, there's a woman who wishes it had never been invented.
Been married thirty-five years,
Sex used to be gooood, yeah.
But things cool off over time,
I'm not in the mooood.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
I'm lockin' the door.
I don't mind it once a week,
it's over and done, yeah.
If he used a little technique
it could be so fun.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight,
I'm getting my gun.
I don't know why he thinks he's a stud.
He's just a fumbler,
a booty-bumbler in bed.
It's my fault he don't know he's a dud.
My mama told me,
"Just keep him happy," when we were wed.
Suing those pharmacy guys
won't bring me relief, hey.
My man wants to get in my briefs
six times a day.
Oh, he took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
I'm calling the law.
I'm calling the law.

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Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent - a woman's point-of-view of the "dark side" of Big V !

Well done, Miss Mozell - I give you 5-5-5 !

Awhile back I posted a very silly Viagra parody, which in relation to this parody of yours, would serve as the over-sexed ego-maniacal husband's point of view: "Viagra Guy", located here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thealanparsonsproject0.sh­tml
Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done MM.
Laurence Dunne - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody. He does use technique, it's called blitzkreig; the Nazis invented the concept. Basically, you overwhelm the victim quickly, forcing immediate surrender, and the whole thing is over in seconds....
Royce Miller - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
great lines-and ensuing comments
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee hee. Very funny stuff, MM.

Laurence- you mean it's over and Dunne with?
2nz - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent MM. So that's the other side, huh?
Jan Unwin - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the progression from locking the door...getting the gun...calling the law. Builds up to a nice climax.
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, you must have a subconscious Beatles parody-idea....."Here comes the gun"......or was it my own twisted mind that scraped that off the cerebral floor?
Adagio - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...maybe it was your 'twisted' mind....hehehehehe
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Miss Moz - Nice job - a "pointedly" different perspective from what we usually see posted here on this "large" issue. Jan, would that we could always build to a nice (or better) climax. Still, man keeps, umm..."plugging forward"...sometimes lurching cluelessly. Johnny D - if you just resign yourself to the idea that it it is indeed your twisted mind you will find peace someday and still be able to continue to inundate us with endless hysterical parodies embracing the seamy underbelly of the sub-conscious. Oh, thanks, ChuckyG, I almost sent this without my name filled in and your site safety rescued me here.
Laurence Dunne - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I think we're seeing the rise of a new AmiRight star. Miss Mozell, I just looked at the other parodie you have already submitted. Pretty good work!!!
Jan Unwin - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I knew that was coming.
Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
So did I. *blush*

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