Song Parodies -> Hell!

Original Song Title:	"Help!"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Hell!"
Parody Written by:	Claude Prez

Hell! You know I need to go there
Hell! You know I got to go there
Hell! You know it sounds like fun
Hell!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never thought I'd ever want to GO TO HELL NO WAY
But now those days are gone and I'm gettin' pretty old
And I'm thinkin' someplace warm for WHEN MY BODY'S COLD

HELL--Where I'll get roasted nice and broooown
It'll keep my tanning bed expenses dooooown
HELL--Where naughty ladies hang aroooound
So dammit, please please Hell please

So now I do things to ensure where I'll be sent
I eat a lot of meat on Fridays EVEN DURING LENT
I covet all my neighbor's stuff, his wife and daughters too
But I don't lie or take His name in VAIN GO**AMN IT'S TRUE

HELL has wicked concerts all year roooound
It's where Hendrix and Bon Scott are undergrooooound
HELL's where Brian Jones went when he drooooowned
So dammit, please please Hell please

When I was younger and knew all there was to know
I thought that I should be a priest; to HEAVEN I WOULD GO
Now I'm not so sure that it's the place I want to be
If heaven's filled with lots of stinky HAGS LIKE MOTHER T

HELL It's where Mark Twain was surely booooound
I Imagine that John Lennon guy went dooooown
HELL It's the new Graceland Elvis fooooound
So dammit please, please, Hell please
Hell please, Hell pleeeeeeeeease wooooo

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Hell done!

Jan Unwin - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Helluva song! Sending 5's down to you.

Peregrin - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

HELLo Claude! Hell done I say!

Meriadoc - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I loved the Brian Jones line! :-D

Guy - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

You must have played hell writing this. Well done Claude.

Rick D - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Claude Prez - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks all

Paul Robisnson - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Claude, Devilishly good. Did you ever see the "Onion" piece on the new "10th level" of Hell?? It's a recommend (to all except those offended by religious humor). See, "Onion.com", I believe it one on one of their "Most" lists, so it shouldn't be hard to find. There's also a related one on the 911 hijackers finding themselves in a rather nasty hell instead of with the 72 Virgins they expected for doing their unspeakably hideous deed.

Melhi - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Aw, man, you beat me to it, I was planning to think of this one, soon. ;) Love it!

Steve Kalafut - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Good of you to remember Bon Scott, who sang "Highway To Hell".

Jeff Reuben - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Not bad

Johnny D - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Beelzebub has a triple set of fives for thee, for thee, FOR THEEEEEEEEEE

Joelle - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one...and I just noticed today is Sunday, LOL!

Claude Prez - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny: So you think you can five me and leave me to fry? Paul: I'll hafta check out that Onion sometime; I hear they fooled some Japanese newspaper with a story about the US Congress threatening to leave Washington if they didn't get a new building--pretty funny stuff, just wish it were true. Anyway thanks all.

Spaff.com - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Another beaut. Speaking of Mark Twain (who, along with Claude Prez, is one of my favorite writers), I love the passage in Huckleberry Finn where Huck decides that as long as he's going to hell - "I might as well go the whole hog."

Rod Worden - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Hellacious!

Matthias - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Claude you need serious, Hell, but still a great song.

Jack Wilson - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL awesome,Claude! 555!

Red Ant - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Hell hath no funny like a Claude Prez parody.

Jack Wilson - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Truer wrods have NEVER been spoken! Except for "THE ALMIGHTY SPAFF DOTH RULE!!!"

Phil Alexander - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Can't believe I missed this first time around (with thanks to Spaff for the link from the clink, so to speak). Great stuff, Claude :-)

Leigh O'Sheagh - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Fantastic!

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Song Parodies -> Hell!

"Help!"

The Beatles

"Hell!"

Claude Prez

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