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Song Parodies -> "Black Turd"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Black Turd"

Parody Written by:

T2N WRITER

The Lyrics

blackturd floating in the toilet bowl,
tells me something's wrong with my inside
I might die
now I will be waiting for the lab tests to arrive

blackturd came about from my butt hole
big and round and fat but dark you see,
I might die
black ones mean that bleeding in the colon has arrived

black turds die
I might die
but I will die on a cold dark night

black turds mean I'm at the end of life
polyps turned into malignancy
I might die
black ones mean that bleeding in the colon has arrived

black turds die
I might die
but I will die on a cold dark night

I am calmly waiting for the lab tests to arrive
I am only waiting for the lab tests to arrive
I am sadly waiting for the blood tests to arrive



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Who Cares What My Name Is - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Euuuuuughhhhhh! Please delete this and move it to What Freaks!
T2N WRITER - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
it stays within the censor line doesn't it?? a little body function song never hurt anyone
aoid - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't care what you say. It's gross!
Silly Willie - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I just did a version of this song and was checking out yours. Your song is pretty gross, but imaginative and funny. I liked it. 5 flushes for you!

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