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Song Parodies -> "Cannibal Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibal Wood"

Parody Written by:

xanya

The Lyrics

Hey... this is my first parody. Just a little something I came up with while studying for my Latin exam. It's actually written in my Latin textbook. I knew I needed that book for something....
I once bit a girl
Or should I say
She once bit me

She boiled people up
Isn't it good, Cannibal Wood

She asked me to stay and she told me I'd fit anywhere
A stew or a pie it was trivial she didn't care

I tried to escape
But she had me
Tied to a tree

I cooked until two
And then she said
It's time I'm fed

She brought out a knife and a fork and spoon just for kicks
Then laughed evilly as she snapped several pics

And when I awoke
I had no limbs
No longer a "him"

I had been first course
Isn't it good, Cannibal Wood
I know it's pretty stupid, but I'd really like any comments you have about it!

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Peregrin - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was PDG for a first effort, xanya - keep it up!
Phil Alexander - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
A nice, whimsical song about being eaten.. I suppose a cannibal would...
Leah Lockhart - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, icky but good, this is a tough song, simple though it seems!

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