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Song Parodies -> "Sex With Katie"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sex With Katie"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

from the album "White". This is NOT what you think it is about, in keeping with our webmaster's rules of submission...it is a fictional story about bitterwsweet memories. (Chuck G. still has all final say in this work's appearance--thank you!:))
Sex with Katie was so much fun
But the steak was overdone
And her mom was a defrocked nun
Sex with Katie, woo-woo, was so much fun

Sex with Katie, there were no rules
She played out every fantasy
Now there's nothing left for us to be
Sex with Katie, woo-woo, she took my jewels

The funny way the curls on her head bent over
A comb alone would never do the job
Sex with Katie stopped occuring in the fall

Sex with Katie, it didn't grow
We wanted an answer for what to do
But the ennui just grew and grew
Sex with Katie, where did you go?

Sex with Katie, bring out the net
Somewhere there is her shiny star
Wherever it is, it can't be far
Sex with Katie, woo-woo, this room for let

I'd give anything I have just to lick her navel
Just a touch would make her sweetly sing
Sex with Katie was the maddest, yet the saddest, in the fall
I heard somewhere she has a son
Sex With Katie
How I wonder where you are
Sex with Katie
Copyright 1997,1998 Agrimorfee agrimorfee@hotmail.com

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Rick D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I had the hardest time doing this one. Yours is perhaps not so funny, but you did something good with it.
Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) - Can't say I really liked this one - wish I could.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Weird in an okay way.
Adagio - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Okay
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Okay one.
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S-Round Different... not sure what my opinion on it is, yet and I can't put my finger on why that is. This is one of those I'd really like to have more time to come back to a few times.
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, this is a melancholy song when the character has a son he's never seen and his primary thought is what he'd like to do with his tongue.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor Katie! Interesting take on the song!
Phil Alexander - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, it is an unusual one, ain't it?
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...I feel like I know the original...but can't think of it. Does that make sense? eeek...
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Okay...
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Huh. This was odd. I enjoyed it though...needed to read it a few times.
Agrimorfee - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your honest takes on this little ditty, which came out of my Subconscious Mode, rather than the Humor Mode. (for more on this, see the 'albums' "The Inaccurate Confection" and "White" in my song list).
martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
a bittersweet memory......... but that's often the way!

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