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Song Parodies -> "Ear Scum's No Fun"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes The Sun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ear Scum's No Fun"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( instrumental introduction )

Ear scum's no fun - (goo goo goo - eww!!)
Ear scum's no fun
And I say
It's wax-like


Whittle far in
Pick it in long bold homely splinters

Whittle far in
It feels like years since ears' been clear

Ear scum's no fun - (goo goo goo - eww!!)
Ear scum's no fun
And I say
It's wax-like


Whittle far in
It's piles of burning goo in places

Whittle far in
It seems like years since ears' been clear

Ear scum's no fun - (goo goo goo - eww!!)
Ear scum's no fun
And I say
It's wax-like


Scum, scum, scum, here it comes...
Scum, scum, scum, here it comes...
Scum, scum, scum, here it comes...
Scum, scum, scum, here it comes...
Scum, scum, scum, here it comes...


Whittle far in
I feel that wax is slowly melting

Whittle far in
It seems like beer's rinsed it clean here

Here comes the scum - (goo goo goo - eww!!)
Here comes the scum
It's not grey -
It's all white

Here comes the scum - (goo goo goo - eww!!)
Here comes the scum

It's all white

It's all white

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
How scum you wrote this? It snot funny - It's hilarious. Good job JD.
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy !
Paul Robinson - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, From here I fear it's clear you have an ear for scum. You see, this song has over-inspired me and now I "wax" poetic to a peer. I really love the "Whittle far in". Perfect.
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to hear it, Paul - thank you!
Floyd's Garage - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
5,5,5........ Johnson & Johnson's unused Q-tip Brand!
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Floyd's Garage!
Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, what interesting ways to 'wax anew'....lol
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio!
TV O.D. - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I vote 5,4,4. No offense, but it didn't seem all that funny to me.
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahhhh TV O.D., stick it in your ear .... JUST KIDDING, dude! ;-D Whatever seems OK with you is OK with me. I'm just grateful that you took the time to read it, vote, and comment. Thanks very much, I appreciate your time and consideration.
Leah Lockhart - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This was great! There just aren't enough parodies about ear scum. But you know, I have to disagree. It IS kinda fun when you pull out the Q-tip and have a look-see. ;-)
Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Leah!
Meriadoc - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious!
Meriadoc - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Or should I say....
Meriadoc - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
HilEARious.... ;-)
Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc!

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