Oh my, oh me the way she wiggles
In her flush cut skirt
The way she gets those little wiggles
Someone's gonna get hurt
So sassy and so pert
She hides it all in

Have you seen the other wiggles
In unpredictable spurts?
And you see those other wiggles
In Mrs. Ethel Mertz
On the television

All the styles that the bodies are packing
It seems they all go in and out
All the girls, they are lip-smacking
And many get it from financial backing!

All the time, I see the wiggles
In the singles and in wives
Be they fat or be they thinner
Eating sour cream and chives
Leading all of our lives
In their dominion.