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Song Parodies -> "Kelp!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kelp!"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Kelp!
It's for my body
Kelp!
For a healthy body
Kelp!
You know I need some kelp
KELP!

(When) When I was younger
So much younger than today
I never needed Geritol, but,
Now my hair is gray

(Now) So now those days are gone
My blood's no longer pure
(And now I find) Now I find
I've changed my mind
I shop at health-food stores

Kelp's great in the can
Helps colon move
And I do appreciate
How it's so smooth
Kelp - It gets my guts
Back in the groove

Won't you
Please
Please
Kelp me

(Now) And now
My life has changed
In oh so many ways
My indigestion seems to punish me in waves

(Now) And ev'ry now and then
My guts just stop for sure
(I know that I) I know that I
Need fiber like
I never have before

Kelp's great in the can
Makes things move down
See, I do appreciate -
I have no frown
Kelp - it helps me launch
Torpedoes brown

Won't you
Please
Please
Kelp me

(When) When I was younger
So much younger than today
The only vitamin I took was
Just one "One-A-Day"

(Now) But now
Those days are gone
Sometimes I'm feeling sore
(And now I find) Now I find
Ginseng is fine
And kelp helps even more

Kelp's great in the can
Moves things along
And I do appreciate
It's not too strong
Kelp sings to my guts
Its Siren-Song

Won't you
Please
Please
Kelp me
That weed
Helps meeee-eeee-poooo...

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Guy - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
You just can't kelp it can you? ;-) Lovely.
Adagio - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
The title sucked me in as usual. :D I wasn't dissappointed at all. Good job.
Melhi - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahhh, so Kelp is for when the movement you need is like a boulder? ;) Nice job.
LucidLupin LeeBee - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Well this one didn't hit the fan - loved it all :o)
Claude Prez - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Quite moving; lotsa great lines
Steven Cavanagh - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
MMm, now I'm hungry.
Rice Cube - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I am in the mood for sushi...I think my bowels need to move.
Meriadoc - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm with Adagio - I was already laughing at the title before I finished clicking to the actual parody!
Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Guy, Adagio, Melhi, LucidLupin LeeBee, Claude, Steven, Rice Cube, and Meriadoc!
Suzie Cream Cheese - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Suzie Cream Cheese!
Serafina - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it. Perfect score!
... - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it too! 5-5-5
Johnny D - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Serafina and Ellipsis!

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