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The Lyrics

It all started with a simple kiss.
Now I find it very hard to piss,
Oh, I believe in Syphilis.

It seemed I'd contracted HIV
Copulating with a chimpanzee,
Oh, Syphilis came suddenly.

What possessed me that night to shag a low primate?
Now it smells like coconuts when I masturba-a-a-ate,

Everything just seemed such simple bliss
Till I lost the use of my penis
And all because of Syphilis.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

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Know 1 can hear you dream - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great opening verses, but maybe you should have spanked the monkey theme in the second half. Though thatīs just my opinion. 544. And welcome to AmiRight!
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Wasn't Ham the name of one of the chimps in the early space program? Did you know this, or is that just a coincidence to go ape over?
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
The monkey didn't bother me but the lack of rhyme in the bridge did. Surprisingly good overall though.
john wayne-bobbit - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
i've no willie
lance - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I've tried my best to find out what the original guy's name is, but this is stolen from an even funnier parody of Yesterday, AKA Syphillis, which matches the original Beatles beat and cadence. Shame on this version!!!
bob - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
lyrics have been around for a while. Heard them when I was a kid in the '70s, There's a leprosy verse also.
Rippdoff - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Leprosy All My parts are falling off of me. Now my face is where my feet should be Oh how did I get leprosy (there was no HIV in the original version)
CML - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Suddenly, I've lost half the parts attached to me. There's a pallor o'er this colony. Oh, leprosy struck suddenly. Why. I. Have no nose, I don't know ... It's not TB ... I. Touched. Someone wrong. Lost my dong. To leprosy
fred - June 07, 2018 - Report this comment
It was a guy named John Volbe. He sang that and Yank, my doodle it's a dandy. Yank my doodle til I die- whip that willie till it starts to spit, just like the 4th of July.
Parody Msn - August 09, 2022 - Report this comment
Airplane spray/Strange white lines that will not go away/Changing sky into an ugly grey/Oh I believe in airplane spray/Suddenly/The sky is not what it used to be/Man made clouds arw hanging over me/Oh I can see the airplanes spray/Why planes spray long lines that make clouds I could not say/There is something wrong in the sky today/Airplane spray/What else is there left to say?/I could sit and watch the sky all day/Oh I believe the airplanes spray

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