Turn off the fan, relax, turn on the heat
The cold we are fighting, the cold we are fighting
Pull up a blanket, snuggle up to your mate
I'm not lying, I am not lying
This is not the way to be living
Because it's freezing, because it's freezing
Hot sex is the only way we can keep warm
It is snowing, it is snowing
Let the skiers go out, it's made for them
I am freezing, I am freezing!
Rosy red is the color of my cheeks
Is it not living? It is NOT living!
We'll wait and hibernate through the nasty storm
Until it is spring