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Song Parodies -> "I Am Enormous"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Enormous"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

They are sweet and so petite with little feet and they are all together
But see how they run, they think I'm no fun 'cause I'm a fat guy
No fryin'
Eating my salad plate, waiting for Jenny Craig to come
Size Triple X T-shirt, eating since Tuesday
Hey, you've been a naughty boy, you gained another pound!
I am a big man, I am the Pigman, I am enormous
Scooby-dooby-doo
See the little shifty little policeman, really nifty, standing by the road
This here guy gives me a citation for truck overload
No fryin', I'm dyin', no fryin'
Goopy yellow custard dripping from a pudding pie
Ham and cheese omelet, twice-baked potatoes
Kid, you've been a naughty boy, you let your pants sag down!
I'm shaped like an eggplant, I am a giant, I am enormous
Scooby-dooby-doo
Sitting in an English garden blocking out the sun
If you thought it was an eclipse, that was just me standing in the way
I am a big man, I am the Pigman, I am enormous
Scooby-dooby-doo
Diet expert? Shmyet Shmexpert!
I think the joke is on you
See how they smile, such patronizing guile, now it ain't right
No fryin'
In the elevator climbing up the Eiffel Tower
We get up the first floor, the guide opens up the door,
And says, "Monsieur, get off, you are making us tres slow!"
I'm shaped like an eggplant, but much more of a giant
I am enormous
Scooby-dooby-dooby-doo
(Oompa loompa, the scales will jump-a)
(Hoo-ha,hoo-ha, everybody weighs a ton) (etc.)
Copyright 1986, Agrimorfee

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   5
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Johnny D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody's PHAT !
Meriadoc - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's see if I can offset some of the one guys... 4-5-5.
Jack LaLanne - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't like this one.
David Wells - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was delicious!
Michael Pacholek - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You must've eaten your pace-checker, but you made up for it with "Kid, you’ve been a naughty boy, you let your pants sag down!"
Troy - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was PISS FUNNY!!! Must admit I'm a compulsive eater and a bit overweight but mainly at the gut, fortunately I'm not as bad as this bloke hehehehe, hate to imagine how constipated he must get, ouch!!! Great stuff, all 5s for this one!
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I stumbled over the pacing a bit, too, but otherwise very well-constructed - can't see why it's got such low votes.
Leo Jay - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS well at all, but I'm familiar enough with the lyrics to appreciate the eggplant/eggman substitution. Very funny. Nicely done.
Rich Kapalin - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Good Beatles parody!
Adagio - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)DKTOS, but it's a good, funny read.
Ethan Mawyer - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC I - I gave you a 455 - that should be about right for your character's weight. Which of course did not influence my voting that's what this deserved
Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
saw this thanks to Ethan's comment - you got me with the great title, Agri - how come nobody's ever thought of this before? - 555
Paul Robinson - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Agri, you posted this one just before I first came on the site (Nov. 10/03)...pacing a bit hard to follow in some places, but funny...4-5-5...when I saw the title I thought it was gonna be about David Crosby, but I didn't deduct for not being connected to him...
Agrimorfee - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo, Rich, Adagio, Ethan, Stu and Paul! (Stu, check out the copyright date!)
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(I-05) Not familiar with TOS but this is pretty funny Agrimorfee.
Rich Kapalin - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Liked this better than the original. Great use of words here, all 5's
Arwen - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--funny, Agri...=)
Mikey Squirrel - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hey, any parody that uses Scooby Doo AND the Ooompa Loompas is fine by me! :) Tri-Fives!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Enjoyable stuff, Agrimorfee. I can see alot of eggplants going on diets after reading this parody to lose the stigma... ;)
Kristof Robertson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) A Beatles OS I've shied away from, but you did a marvellous job with it. 555
Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
( I ) - now I understand how old it is, Agri (I didn't realise it was an "I" entrant) - as i said, perfect sub for the OS, and I loved "Monsieur, get off, you are making us tres slow"
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still chubby and five-worthy!
Dee Range - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(I) Your funniest I have read, Agrimorfee. Seeing as how you wrote this almost 20 tears ago, I bet a simple rewrite could perfect the pacing, in which case this would be incredibly good. The little glitches in the pacing could be easily corrected. The humor is TOP NOTCH!!
Scathe - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-I) Clever.
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Great title and execution...555
Adam Eccleshall - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but it reads funny :-)
martha - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
really funny ... and a great OS!
Jeff Reuben - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You had some big shoes to fill here. Tusk, tusk. Excellent!
MysteryGoat - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS

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