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Song Parodies -> "1000 Heifers Grazing On My Land"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"1000 Heifers Grazing On My Land"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

It was 20 years ago today
I started shepherding for low pay
I bought the land, a whole square mile
It took a lot out of my money pile
I've gotten a lot of kicks, but now someone is playing tricks
1000 heifers are grazing on my land
1000 heifers grazing on my land
And how they got here, I don't know
There's 1000 heifers grazing on my land
I'd like to tell them where to go
1000 heifers grazing on my land
The guy who placed them right here,
I'd really like to kill
They destroyed my white picket fence
And I've collected more than a million gallons of milk!
I don't really wanna start a fight,
But I think that I've got a right
The cows are here 1000 strong
And they're not gonna stay too long
Now let me introduce to you—demolition man Tommy Speers
1000 heifers grazing on my land!
Hold Your Ears! (KABLAAAMM!)
Copyright 1987, Agrimorfeewww.mp3.com/Agrimorfee

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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marrisa - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, another "old" parody (meaning it's been around a while). It was pretty good.
David Chrenko - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Great concept, from the title on through the song. You might try grilling 'em over mesquite, with a little A1. It makes for a mighty tasty Heifer Loaf. And remember, boys and girls, Heifer Loaf's better than none. Thank you very much!
2nz - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
excellently creative, pacing is a pit off, though. 4-5-5
pre-wipe tally - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing - 6 fives, 4 fours
Funny - 5 fives, 5 fours
Overall - 6 fives, 4 fours
Guy - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) 1000 heffers? Wow that's a lot of nin-cow-poop. I'll give you 55.5 cents per pound on the hoof.
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Obviously Guy, you aren't a gulli-bull voter. :)
Adagio - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Good job 5's
Charlie Decker - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Great concept, and very funny for the most part. The pacing is a bit off at times, though. 455.
Kristof Robertson - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Strangely Compelling....555
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Uniquely original and funny! Some minor pacing problems, but a fun read.
John Jenkins - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good ending, very good parody.
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
-Dad! Dad! There's a cow in your back yard!
-Don't just stand there son, milk them!
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A million gallons of milk... very odd. Very odd, indeed.
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) LOVED the syllable take on the original title, Agri!
martha - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
soooooo strange!! very funny though ....off the wall isn't in it!!!

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