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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Oi! My face is sagging.
Oi! Now my bottom's dragging.
Oi! I'm turning 61 . . . Oi!

When I was blonder, so much blonder than today,
My hair had lots - of built-in bounce - that came from Clairol spray.
But now these hairs have gone, and turned three shades of gray.
In a wink, they're in the sink - my youth washed down the drain.

Catchin' up on me, my life's a whirl,
It's not easy growing old, when you're a girl.
Looking like Keith Richards makes me hurl.
Will the years, years catch me?

You should have seen me as a blushing bride in June.
But with a husband and four kids, the years passed soon.
A little past my prime I still had my allure,
Never dreamed that I would be my mother, now I'm her.

Catchin' up on me, 60 is rough.
And to do it all again would sure be tough.
Leaping from a rooftop's not enough,
If you should, should catch me.

Yes, I was modder, so much modder than today,
Ever into psychedelics, Fillmore's purple haze.
But now I get brochures on Leisure City life.
Traded free love in the Haight, for no love as a wife.

Catchin' up on our retirement,
Just to find our lifetime savings all are spent.
Our children never call, no cards are sent.
If I jump - don't catch me.
Not me...not mee-e-ee-----THWUMP!

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Laurence Dunne - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Funny, perfect pacing... Reminds me to do a parody of the beatles 'when i'm 64' now that Sir Paul is approaching that age in reality... oops now I've given the idea away
Rick D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
It's okay Laurence, some of us have done it. You guys who are seeing Dave's name for the first time are in for a treat. He's gonna be right up there soon. And I'll happily take the blame.
David Chrenko - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Rick, I tip my hat to the master.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it David. Very funny and imaginitive:-)
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi David - don't tell me you've done *all* the Beatles' songs, too?
David Chrenko - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
No Phil . . . Dino, Desi & Billy
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very amusing quality. Great Job!
Johnny D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, how'd I miss this first time 'round? Great stuff !

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