From Des Moines to Manchester,
Democrats are seeking votes.
And the one who's out in front
Is the man with angry quotes.

He rips the Iraqi war,
He says tax cuts are obscene.
Can we prevail in '04
With this fellow Howard Dean?

We all adore this fellow, Howard Dean,
Fellow Howard Dean, fellow Howard Dean,
We all adore this fellow, Howard Dean,
Fellow Howard Dean, fellow Howard Dean.

When people see his web site,
They read his statements with delight.
And then they begin to pay.

The Internet will bankroll Howard Dean
Bankroll Howard Dean, bankroll Howard Dean
The Internet will bankroll Howard Dean
Bankroll Howard Dean, bankroll Howard Dean

(Spoken during instrumental break)
(Update the blog sites, web designer, update the blog sites!
Blog sites are updated, Doctor.
Increase cash flow, increase cash flow!
Cash is flowing, Doctor.)

Will Kerry, Clark, and Gephardt
Have to get more loud and mean?
Their visions might make more sense,
But not bucks like Howard Dean.

Nobody else can yell like Howard Dean,
Yell like Howard Dean, yell like Howard Dean.
Why must you always bellow, Howard Dean?
Bellow Howard Dean, bellow Howard Dean.
Why can't you be more mellow, Howard Dean?
Mellow Howard Dean, mellow Howard Dean.