-> "Midget To Ride"
Original Song Title:
"Ticket To Ride"
Parody Song Title:
"Midget To Ride"
The Lyrics
Irene's has a man dwarf she shags
Irene is with Greg, yeah
A dwarf that skillfully wags
His giant third leg
She's got a midget to ride
She's got a midget to ri-i-ide
She's got a midget to ride
And she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Like a pro Irene's riding her guy
She rocks her big thighs
She's bops her new guy nightly
The more she gets to laying her guy
She locks him in nice
She bops her new guy tightly
He needs a step stool to pee
Greg's short as a mouse, yeah
He feeds her kitty his meat
Whenever she'll pounce
She's got a midget to ride
She's got a midget to ri-i-ide
She's got a midget to ride
And she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Irene will saddle his lap
Irene grips the reigns, yeah
The dwarf who's filling the gap
Could slip down a drain
She's got a midget to ride
She's got a midget to ri-i-ide
She's got a midget to ride
And she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Like a pro Irene's riding her guy
She rocks her big thighs
She's bops her new guy nightly
The more she gets to laying her guy
She locks him in nice
She bops her new guy tightly
He gets few chances to breathe
Her boobs block his mouth, yeah
While she romps heavy with glee
The guy's passing out
She's got a midget to ride
She's got a midget to ri-i-ide
She's got a midget to ride
And she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
Irene she's a bear
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