-> "Carry That Lake"
Original Song Title:
"Golden Slumbers. Carry That Weight"
Parody Song Title:
"Carry That Lake"
Parody Written by:
Marquesa D' Lafayette
The Lyrics
Once there was a bait to get Deplored Ones
Once there was a way to make them moan
Speak, Pretty Wingnut, don"t be shy
For we must circumvent the lies
Hoary slanders fuel their lies
Bile accosts your calm replies
Speak, Pretty "Nazi" do not shy
For we must circumvent the lies
Once there was a way to get those Bigots
Once there was a way to send them home
Speak, little Kari, do not cry
For they must answer for their lies
Boy, you're gonna harry that Lake
Harry that Lake a long time
Boy you're gonna carry that Lake
Carry that Lake cros't end line
You never allow them their premise
You just expose their fabrications
And in the middle of your explication
They break down
Boy, you're gonna carry that Lake
Carry that Lake cross goal line
Boy, we're gonna Kari that Lake
Kari that Lake cross goal line
Oh yeah, All right
Are we gonna deflate their schemes, tonight
Faux news, Faux news, Faux news, Faux news
And in the end, the news you fake
Is equal to the votes
She will take
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
But once was a lib, I hear
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from year to year
I wanna tell that I love her a lot
But I might get swatted by the FBI
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
Today, I'm gonna make her mine, Oh Yeah
Today Im gonna make her mine
(My governor, that is 😉 😘 😉 😘 😉 😉)
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