Song Parodies -> "Don't Want to Shake Your Hand"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"Don't Want to Shake Your Hand"

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The Lyrics

Why are handshakes even a thing? I hated it before the Pandemic and I refuse to go back to doing them.

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin'
I hope you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand

Oh, please, don’t you see
It’s something I can’t stand
So please, fist bump me
Don’t make me shake your hand
Don’t make me shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand

You try and touch me
You’ll be quickly denied
I can’t help feelin' now I must
Sanitize
Sanitize
Sanitize

Yeah, I wonder somethin’
I just don’t understand
How it’s still a thing
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand

Cause when I touch you
I feel icky inside
It's a gross feelin' that you know
I despise
I despise
I despise

Yeah, I’ll tell you somethin'
I think it should be banned
‘Cause I don’t like touching
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand
Don’t want to shake your hand

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