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Song Parodies -> "Back In A Ukro Strip Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Back in The USSR"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Back In A Ukro Strip Bar"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

A famous strip club in Vegas called Little Darlings has a new publicity stunt where they are advertising for Ukrainian strippers, so this parody was pretty obvious
Pulled into Excalibur at 1:15
Didnt see Yelena* live
On my way, the Slavic babes were in my dreams
Man, I had a pleasant drive

Im back in a Vegas strip bar
You dont know how "Darling" they are, Boy
Back in a Vegas, back in a Vegas
Back in a Vegas strip bar

Been a time so long since I touched their bods
Gee, its good Im not at home
Leave it for the dark room to caress her "zad"
Dahlink, resurrect the bone

Im back in a Ukro strip bar
Didnt know how lucky you are, Droog
Back in a Ukro, back in a Ukro
Back in a Ukro strip bar

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They twerk their pert behinds
And the Moscow girls, have to freeze them out
That Olga has been driven from my mind
Mind, mind, mind, mind, mind

(Instrumental)

Well the Kharkiv girls really knock me out
They leave Lviv behind
And Dnipro girls like to twerk about
Oksana's always on my mind, mind, mind
Mind, mind, mind, mind

Oh show me to that dark room that is in the house
Man, I start to feel the strain
Let me hear that Motley Crew song* ringing out
Time to make a stand for Ukraine

I'm back at a Ukro ass bar
You dont know how lucky you are, Друг
Back іn a Ukro ass, backed into a Ukro ass
Back in a Укро ass bar

Hey Im back (Woo hoo hoo .. )
*Yelena Koshka is an actual headliner at this place who may be Ukrainian. Koshka is a diminutive for kot, which means cat. Im guessing it has the same meaning as certain English diminutives for cat have ..... Motley Crue's song "Girls, Girls, Girls" is a staple in these fleshpot establishments ... or so the internet informs me

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CML - May 16, 2022 - Report this comment
BTW, the meaning of the word "zad" is exactly, taken in context, what it seems to be.

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