-> "(This Plane's Going) Nowhere, Man"
Original Song Title:
"Nowhere Man"
Parody Song Title:
"(This Plane's Going) Nowhere, Man"
The Lyrics
This plane's going nowhere, Man,
It is messing up our plans,
Wish we were just in Japan for Bullet Trains.
Traffic controller must be a sloth,
We know not when we're taking off,
Will we be flying any time this week?
Southeast Air please listen,
You don't know what we're missing,
IATA, I thought this was ultimatly under your command.
They'll talk about some delay, see,
Or problems with machinery,
Zeta Air does anything work at all?
These delays make me worry!
Go! Speed up! Please hurry!
I don't want, it dark When it is
Finally time to land.
Traffic controller must be a sloth,
We know not when we're taking off,
Will we be flying any time this week?
Southeast Air please listen,
You don't know what we're missing,
IATA, I thought this was ultimatly under your command.
This plane's going nowhere, Man,
It is messing up our plans,
Wish we were just in Japan for Bullet Trains,
Wondering just when the hell we'll board this plane,
I doubt anyone right here is perfectly sane.
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