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Song Parodies -> "Crystal Ball"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Crystal Ball"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Crystal Ball
Is the prophetess that God will call
If it weren't so - I would tell you all
Oh, God will speak through Crystal Ball

In God's time
There will come a woman to mankind
To thwart superstitions she'll be blind
Oh, Crystal Ball comes in God's time

She's the chosen one
Though the pun seems comical
In a dream at home
I was shown it's Crystal Ball

Crystal Ball
Is a more befitting name than Paul
I didn't think God would have the gall
Oh, God will speak through Crystal Ball

Stop with all the jokes
There's no hoax to make you fall
Would I foist a farce
Spinning yarns like Crystal Ball?

Crystal Ball
Shall be some old Gypsy dame in shawl
Who's supplementing with Geritol
Oh, God will speak through Crystal Ball

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Arch Vile - April 14, 2020 - Report this comment
I thought this song would have been about the Hill's Crystal Ball. Why you do me like that Lionel?
george clooney - April 14, 2020 - Report this comment
ha ha

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