Get a job
There aren't any banks for you to rob
Sonce your get-away car has a prob
Oh, don't you thieve just get a job

Go to work
Even if it's for a sexist jerk
A harrassment suit could be a perk
Oh, get a job and go to work

There's no time to cry
Dry your eyes you shouldn't sob
You'll just have to trust
And adjust to get a job

Get a job
Say you know a Betty, Bill or Bob
Make up some references and hob nob
Oh, make believe and get a job

You must dress the part
Looking smart and not a slob
Dance to people's tune
And you soon will get a job

Get a job!
Blurps the Hyundai Sonata snob
As he chirps his car alarm key fob
Oh, who will help you get a job?

Hmmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmmm hmm hmmm...