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Song Parodies -> "Lois Lane"

Original Song Title:

"Penny Lane"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lois Lane"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Lois Lane
She is the lady friend of Superman
He very often has to save her from a fray
But then there's never a chance to pay
Cause he flies away

Daily Planet's where she types until it's overtime
About investigative stories she has done
But the Superman remains unknown
Though she knows his name
Funny game

Lois Lane
Cannot see clear through his disguise
Where familiar blue of x-ray eyes
Are hid by frames of black

Though Lois Lane
Does labor tirelessly upon the task
To pick the lock upon his born identity
He likes to keep his high endeavors free
Of unseemly scenes

Up up, away
Up up, away away

Lois Lane
Would like a smear to analyze
Make a wish and supersize
His blood cells, on a rack

Poor Jimmy Olsen
Is a kid that she can do without
A bit averse when "swell" and "golly" he will say
But just to keep his Super Friend in play
She will let him stay

Our Lois Lane
A pain to save from endless jeopardy
A super thankless task for super Paladin
Out of fire and then back in
It's a super strain
On her chain

Lois Lane
Would take a year to realize
There he is, Clark Kent behind four eyes
A pity, on wrong track

Lois Lane
Will she endear his super sighs
Marry Mr. Blue, domesticize
Lois Lane

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Jonathan Spurlock - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
For a moment I thought you were going to make a play on words, like Lois Lane being Penny Lane's sister or some other relative. Nice parody of TOS!
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks!
CML - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Let me give you fives; cause I'm going to ....
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Aww, merry feels!
CML - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Hey, Porfle, all I did was give you three fives .... It's nothing to get up about
Darius Whitehead - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Hey, Mr. Popnecker, my heroes wanted to give you three fives. Don't be angry with me.
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Mongo happy. Mongo like fives.
2Eagle - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Look - it's a boid, a plane it's 555.
Agrimorfee - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Always nice to see you pop a new one, this was Super PP. 555
Porfle Popnecker - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Many thanks!
Michael Pacholek - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Great Caesar's Ghost! How come nobody ever thought of this one before?
CML - April 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Cause Porfle ain't "nobody", that's why
Darius Whitehead - April 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Porfle's also not annoying, in my opinion.
Porfle Popnecker - April 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Not intentionally, anyway!

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