Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Charlie Brown Boost"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Charlie Brown Boost"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

What if... the peanuts gang fell apart in adult life and Charlie Brown finally got some respect?
Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Lucy divorced, drinkin' booze
Linus' blanket became noose
Franklin BLM abuse
Snoopy put down 92 (dog years)

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Pep Patty + Marcie HIV screwed
Pigpen homeless, needs food
Little Red-hair girl* now a dude!
Mrs. Othmar** died, it's true.

[Headlines read: WHA WHA WOMP WOMP WHA]

Chuck rose above
Made Senator too
Voted for Trump
So he's in the news (CNN)

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Schroeder Gay bar playin' tunes
Shermy at Walmart greetin' few
Sally in Greenpeace group
Woodstock died, was stuffed- like new!

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Never went home to roost
Has a Audi, yacht, helo, and Yu
an Asian girl with big fake boobs
There's a videotape too...

[Charlie Brown]
"Make America Great Again!!!"

[Antifa protestors]

* her name was Heather
** Mrs. Othmar was the kids' teacher

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   11

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Joe - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Good grief, Rob! 5s
Jonathan - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Wha Wha Womp Wa Wa! 5s
Hamend - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
greif greif
Darius Whitehead - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Good Grief, Leap...
Rob Arndt - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Jon, looking forward to your parodies!
Kevin - August 02, 2018 - Report this comment
This is outstanding! Exceptional attention to show details. I finally discovered who Charlie Brown's teacher was and the name of the little red haired girl! Dude, you totally nailed this! 5's bro.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 188