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Song Parodies -> "Volkosob"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Volkosob"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Russia's military wolfdogs are creating a stir! 75% GSD and 25% Carpathian Sea Shepherd. The dogs are gentile enough for their handlers, but very aggressive with targets. Their response times and detection times are far lower than regular wolfdog mixes.
Volk, Volkoslob
Master of canine jobs
With fast response
In climes so rough
Red, Red Volkoslob

Volk, Volkoslob
Russian premier wolfdog
Borders: dogs break-up mobs
Sniff out the tox
Red, Red Volkoslob

Bred to be tough
But gentle too
Good at spilling blood
Of enemy troops

Volk, Volkoslob
Master of canine jobs
With fast response
In climes so rough
Red, Red Volkoslob

Volk, Volkoslob
Russian premier wolfdog
Borders: dogs break-up mobs
Sniff out the tox
Red, Red Volkoslob

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Rob Arndt - July 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Oops... error in spelling in the lyrics. Dog is Volkosob! Drat! My apologies.

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