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Song Parodies -> "Ghost Tits Fooled"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ghost Tits Fooled"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"Ghost tits" refers to women with implants or large breasts they try to hide which at some point get revealed!
Ghost, Ghost tits fooled
You know I never drooled
But one day got schooled
Saw your lovely "girls"
Down, down by the pool!

Ghost, Ghost tits fooled
You hid them, no wool (sweater)
Baggy shirts ruled
Extra garments unfurled
Hair up, glasses too!

I never thought of you... that way

So out of touch
Eye candy? No!
Wanted to see yours so much
After that nice bikini "float!"

Ghost, Ghost tits fooled
You know I never drooled
But one day got schooled
Saw your lovely "girls"
Down, down by the pool!

Ghost, Ghost tits fooled
You hid them, no wool (sweater)
Baggy shirts ruled
Extra garments unfurled
Hair up, glasses too!

I never thought of you... that way
Until now!!

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