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Song Parodies -> "Imperial Death Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Imperial Death Machine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The original Death Star DS-1 OBS (canon)...
Something big was built in the Kuat yards
160 km wide, you see
With engines of Class 4 hyperdrives
And it had a tractor beam
Superlaser Mk.I
15,000 turbolaser batteries
Laser cannons, ion cannons, T.I.E.s inside
1.2 million mouths to feed

(Chorus)
We all live in an Imperial Death Machine
Imperial Death Machine, Imperial Death Machine
We all live in an Imperial Death Machine
Imperial Death Machine, Imperial Death Machine

25,000 Stormtroopers aboard
One million Kt is stored
We hunt Rebels on our way

(Chorus)

("Alderaan is dead, Leia, tears she shed
Now look out for Dantooine
No, we must find the Rebels, the Rebels
Yavin IV can't be denied
Into action, into action!")

Here approach some X-wings
Down a trench- can they succeed?
Leaders Gold and Red, Luke's guide unseen
Proton torpedoes hit like Luke's T-16*

(Chorus)

[Yavin IV finale]

We all DIED in an Imperial Death Machine
Imperial Death Machine, Imperial Death Machine
Luke killed Womp Rats in his old T-16 on Tatooine the size of the vent @ 2m

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Peter Andersson - June 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Hate to say it but I wish I had the idea for this one - and you nailed the chorus. Pacing on the I won't comment on...
Peter Andersson - June 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Pacing on the r-e-s-t dammit!
T-16 Skyhopper - June 07, 2018 - Report this comment
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Grand Moff Tarkin - June 07, 2018 - Report this comment
" Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?" 5's

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