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Song Parodies -> "Judas Dropped The Dime On Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Judas Dropped The Dime On Jesus"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Jesus was caught in one hell of a pickle
By pancaking schemes and waffling guys
Syrupticiously the shrubterfuge produced
A rat of cucumbersome size

tarnishing silver was garnished to fink
Pilfering onward he led
Look for the man that I kiss my goodbyes
He's the one

Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Ah

Lettuce go down to Gethsemane's garden
Where olive tree branches host harsh beddy byes
Fishermen sleep with the thrift of a Spartan
Their future romaines a surprise

Hopping Mad Rabids turnip with a torch
Twitching to take Him away
All hope seems squashed by the cabbaging crowds
Is He done?

Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Ah

One fruitless tree shades a field of clay diggins
Where pot holing potters formed cooking pot ties
Like a bad apple that hangs rather erstwhile
The rat grown so cucumbersome dies

Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Ah
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus
Ah
Judas dropped the dime on Jesus

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LSD - May 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Best theological treatment of this song since "Sufi in The Sky With Hymens
Meriadoc - June 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Quite a Magical Calvary Tour here. Great subbing with rollicking psychedelic verbosities. Well done!

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