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Song Parodies -> "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website"

Parody Written by:

Erik Copper

The Lyrics

This also includes a parody of "With A Little Help From My Friends", but the title wouldn't let me type all that. I've also added tags before each part of the song to denote who's speaking so as to avoid confusion.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website [PARODY]

[Me]
I get like 20 of 'em every day
And I really wish they'd go away
I mean, it's really gotten out of hand
This is a copious amount of spam
I really wish they'd get a clue
How'd they even get my email?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website

[Spammers]
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website
We'll help you find a love to flaunt
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website
Your money's all we really want
So if you're feeling lonely
(Monthly fees are only...)
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website

[Me]
They're sending them in bulk now
I don't know what to do
Just take the hint, you id-i-ots
You're flooding my inbox
Just like that Nigerian Prince!

[Spammers]
Now before you try to unsubscribe
We've got an offer that you just might like
We really hope that you will hear us out
We'd like to show you what we're all about
If you join with us, then the first three months
We will give to you completely free
At Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Website!

-transition into "With a Little Help From My Friends"-

[Me]
They probably think
I'm a dope, or a n00b
That has never used the net before
But they sent me a link,
That I stupidly clicked
Now I'm battling pop-ups for porn

Just what the heck are they doing to me?
What kinda virus is on my PC?
What kind of hacker do you gotta be?

How can I keep my PC virus-free?

[Spammers]
We've got your credit card
And your address

[Me]
How did they get a hold of my IP?

[Spammers]
We'll let the spyware take care of the rest

[Me]
Just what the heck are they doing to me?
What kinda virus is on my PC?
What kind of hacker do you gotta be?

[McAfee]
Do you need Anti-Virus?

[Me]
I just installed McAfee

[Norton]
Do you need Anti-Virus?

[Me]
I just got Norton for free

[Spammers]
Fill out a survey
To download this file!

[Me]
You're not gonna get me this time!

[Spammers]
You can download for free
But it will take a while

[Me]
How the heck is this stuff not a crime?

Just what the heck are they doing to me?
What kinda virus is on my PC?
What kind of hacker do you gotta be?

[McAfee]
Do you need Anti-Virus?

[Me]
I just installed McAfee

[Norton]
Do you need Anti-Virus?

[Me]
I just got Norton for free

Just what the heck are they doing to me?
What kinda virus is on my PC?
What kind of hacker do you gotta be?
What kinda virus is on my PC?
What is on my PC?

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Jonathan Spurlock - March 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Oh man, oh man, there were regularly several "offers" in my spam box to meet Russian, Ukrainian, Latina, Chinese, maybe other ladies--about every people group in the book! Almost as bad as the spam offers for various "medicines", Getting rid of spam is worse than getting rid of a migraine. Ugghhhh. 555!
Agrimorfee - March 27, 2018 - Report this comment
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