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Song Parodies -> "A Fear of Clowns"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Down"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Fear of Clowns"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Coulrophobia...
Fear of Clowns, fear of Clowns!
Fear of Clowns, fear of Clowns!

Evil looking creepy scuz
Evil grins, oft wear gloves
Bulbous noses, bright Hairdos
Oh, they scare me, yes they do!

Fear of Clowns, fear of Clowns!
Nothing can,
calm me down, calm me down!

Worse than French mimes
Scaring both lad and lass
I would like to kill those f-ckers
Ram flaming swords up their azz! (Not a difficult task)

Fear of Clowns, fear of Clowns!
Fear of Clowns, fear of Clowns!

Coulrophobia has a hold on me
Pupaphobia also, see?
Not part of heredity
Those circus freaks, are far from good
If I could kill them, yes I would

Fear of Clowns, fear of Clowns!
Fear of Clowns, creeping 'round!

I hate all clowns
The ones with smiles upside down
I wanna chase 'em, all those clowns!
And gun them down!

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Jeff - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Rob, stop clowning around! 5's
Smiley - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
🎈🎈🎈
Rob Arndt - February 21, 2018 - Report this comment
I once heard that fear of circuses had it's own name: kyklophobia
Brad - February 21, 2018 - Report this comment
So does kuklosphobia mean fear of the Klan?

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