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Song Parodies -> "Guy Who'll Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Old Brown Shoe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Guy Who'll Sue"

Parody Written by:

Ra'akone

The Lyrics

Duncan isn't the only one who can parody the Beatles. Right now America is full of sue-o-holics....the type of people who believe that common sense should be optional, and bold warnings should exist for those who don't get how dangerous things are.....is an "Americans with No Abilities Act" in the works?My favorite is when a drunk relieved himself on the "third rail" in Chicago, his parents sued the CTA for 1.5$ milion, and WON....arguing there should have been signs telling people not to do that on the third rail, like any DRUNKS would notice!
I want your money now 'cause it's right for what's wrong.
I want a settlement at the end of that trial that's way too long.
Now I'm the kind of guy who'll sue, cause I've been wronged by you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm through with you
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You know your food gave me indigestion when I wolfed it down
And there's too many third rails without every warning in your town.
You somehow gave me the flu, baby, I've been wronged by you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm through with you.

If I run you through the wringer, I'll have rings on every finger.
Not worrying anymore 'bout money, even if you won't find it funny,
You just know that, I'll soon have your dough

I accuse you of being a voyeur, and I'll win because of my ace lawyer.
I'm feeling good and feeling regal, and suing you like this is really legal,
You just know that, I'll soon have your cash

That love of your, to miss that love is something I'd hate.
I'll make an early start, I'm making sure that I'm not late.
For you sweet top lip I'm in the queue, baby, I'm in love with you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm with through you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm through with you.
This parody copyright 2003 Le Ra'akone

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Rick D - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm right there with you, pal. Great idea,I'm glad someone knows this obscure song. My favorite is thecrooks who get stuck in the chimney or air vents trying to burgle someplace, have to rescued by the fire dept, then sue for pain and suffering.
Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
See what I mean? Nobody's looking a my version either. Too obscure.

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