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Song Parodies -> "STDs"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The humor of getting Sexually Transmitted Diseases!
When I find myself without a condom
And a woman I want to please
I don't use protection

Sometimes I notice a fungus
Or bad itching or burning
Wish I'd used protection

Better use protection

Sex is far from simple
In these times of disease
From a carrier female

How come my balls ache?
This pain when I pee?
There must be an answer, duh!

(Chorus) [x3]

Thought I stole her cherry
What a fool that I must be
My genitals hurt all over

Now I must get treatments
Listening to the doctor speak
Words of condemnation

(Chorus) [x3]

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Not A Virgin Anymore - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
if you stole her cherry then how did you get an STD from her?
Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
A girl can break her hymen easily these days through rough exercise, horseback or bike riding, dildos, finger bang, vaginal injury,, and more. Or the guy above just "thought" he was the first and learned a painful lesson! Yikes! Btw, the hymen actually stretches. It doesn't pop. Most blood from first time is lack of lubrication. Look it up.
Jonathan Spurlock - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Funny yet gritty and realistic statement of facts. Someone once rued the fact that for 15 minutes of pleasure, he's paid a lifetime for it. It's just not worth the risk. BTW, 5's, my good friend!
Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Jonathan!
Patrick - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Someone asked if I was carrying "protection". I said, "Sure, I've got a gun". Now I know that wasn't the correct answer.
Jason Huggins - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Pat, didn't know you were an Austin Powers fan. That line was in the first movie! Good for you!

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