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Song Parodies -> "Meat by the Pound"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Down"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Meat by the Pound"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Counter to the vegan agenda...
Meat by the pound, wanna chow down
Meat by the pound, Sirloin to Top Round

Nice juicy steak dripping in blood
Far more protein-filled than sh-t vegan crud
Those pasty-skinned, iron-deficient freaks
Would rather give cows a big hug!

[Prefer the captive-bolt sound]

Meat by the pound, wanna chow down
Meat by the pound, Sirloin to Top Round

Meat counter, first in line
Prime cuts enough to last
Until all the REAL MEN come over
All consuming flesh- what a blast! (Such a blast!)

Shared with a meat-eating Lass!

Meat by the pound, wanna chow down
Meat by the pound, Sirloin to Top Round

How can anyone live without meat?
For the human body it's good
Protein, iron, digestive health, see?
The vegan diet we* do not approve!

Meat by the pound, wanna chow down
Hungry (for) meat by the pound

Meat, don't mess around
Meat by the pound, a Kingsford crowd
BBQ searing. And the A-1's makin' rounds!

[Pass me the Heinz 57]
* carnivores

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   15

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Jonathan - September 24, 2016 - Report this comment
voting on this again I did yesterday as well but hadn't commented yet anyway nice counter to VM's "Put The Meat Down!" 5's
Rob Arndt - September 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Having a rotisserie chicken today ;-)

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