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Song Parodies -> "Young Bordello Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Young Bordello Queen"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

True story of a 25 year old French bordello Queen who extracted information from the German Army from 1940-42. Joined the Resistance and survived the war.
In a brothel she was born
Born in 1915
Avoided Great War strife
Was a baby in '18

'39 new war had begun
Paris '40... Heer coming
Hair in curls, leg-shaving
For the new bordello Queen

Soldaten wanted the young bordello Queen
Young bordello Queen, Young and sweet thing
No VD for she was clean
Young bordello Queen, a 20-something

OKH was in accord
Visitation passes scored
French insisted that they pay!


[Lines of young men, some brought wine, some brought bread!
Heartthrob und Dear
Served her nation, no explanation
German lust and desire
Weekly visits, expectations]

Never fearful of disease (did as they please)
Never a fuss (gained Intelligence) loose talk feeds (Resistance needs)
Her they screwed (got interviewed) learned new things (drunken orgies)
With their bordello (sweet and mellow) agent Queen (Agent Queen, ha, ha)

They all slept with the young bordello Queen
Young bordello Queen, young bordello Queen

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