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Song Parodies -> "Nowhere Land"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nowhere Land"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Utopia does NOT mean a man-made Paradise. It is a concept that can never be realized. A place that only can exist in the human mind. Reality negates it, rejects it, no possibility to possess it!
Utopia's a Nowhere Land
No Paradise made by man
A concept always in demand, for those seeking
... blissfully

Utopia means Nowhere too
In the mind, out of view
High minded absurdity!

Nowhere Land, void reality
Amaurot, capital, shadow dwelling
Nowhere Land, never realized exotic plans

An idea of what could be
No basis in reality
Nowhere Land, false Heaven or Haven fails

Nowhere Land, pure fantasy
Anachronistic fallacy
A concept that no one understands

Doesn't contain a grain of truth
Concept disproven mind abuse
No reality, that which cannot be

Forever, Never!

Nowhere Land, time wastin', erasin'
No reality to be facin'
Nowhere Land, construct of a Dream Land

Barren Nowhere Land
Thought-evoking man-made plan
Disillusionment, devoid reality
Thinking of what cannot be
Human substitute for Eternity...

Which is spiritual, ethereal, Revelation material!

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Patrick - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
The antonym of "utopia" is "dystopia". These can be found everywhere. As you said, the name "utopia" plainly affirms impossibility. Problem is that some people try to create one anyway. Always ends in disaster. My ideal world would be Nancy Pelosi's nightmare. I would be at the range all day shooting big, smoky black powder rifles, then I would give them to her to clean. Then I'd summon Michael Bloomberg to bring me a giant soda and a bag of French fries.

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