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Song Parodies -> "Jeb's Anchor Babies"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jeb's Anchor Babies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Oops, Jeb Bush on the defensive over anchor babies born of illegal immigrants on US soil. 14th Amendment stuff, citizenship.
Hey everybody, it's Jeb Bush!
Talkin' 'bout his policies, will you take a look?
Knows about immigration and immigration fears
Heckled by a slob, who was to his rear
Anchor babies!!!

It's the dirty term against Mexicans
Bush tried to explain, but again got slammed
Unapologetic, but didn't prevail
Some people think he's crazy sticking to anchor babies
Anchor babies!!!

Hurtful, debasing...

Fourteenth Amendment, not under review
Blasted Trump for using it- he used it too!
Not the same words, but the same style
Talking like Trump, bad phrasings
Anchor babies!!!

Bush didn't put up much of a fight
Couldn't think of a different term for his life
His numbers are dropping, immigration unclear
That rude term with Hispanics won't endear
Anchor babies!!!

Backtracking, erasing... investigating?

Anchor babies, Bush is fading
Anchor babies, talk creating
Anchor babies, border skating
Anchor babies, aggravating

Hispanic vote dissipating???

(Watch as Bush fades out)

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 22

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Jonathan - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
455 right there (right there right there...)
Rob Arndt - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, didn't know how you would take this one or the RUBIO parody. Seems that Trump is riding high while all the other 16 are falling either apart or flat with REP voters. Jeb just has no way of energizing the base, Rubio seems unresponsive after being hit by the Pro-Choicers. Hillary though isn't as smug now that Sanders and Trump are closing in. Her scandal puts her at a disadvantage and if Biden joins then she'll drop more. We'll have to see if Bush can gain momentum... but Trump is riding on a wave of Anti-establishment hatred and feelings of disenfranchisement...

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