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Song Parodies -> "Nice Mrs. Ketchup"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nice Mrs. Ketchup"

Parody Written by:

The LoopBeats

The Lyrics

The complete opposite of Mean Mr. Mustard
Nice Mrs. Ketchup naps in the night
Drools in the light wanting to help children
Lives at the end of the street
Looking round to go get some meat
Wears rings on toes of her feet
Such a nice young woman

Her brother Manny works at the store
He opens doors, he's a girl-lover
Takes her out to go see the King
All she does is tell him to sing
Always tries to do everything
Such a clean young woman
Clean young woman

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 4   2
 5   2

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Callmelennie - August 19, 2015 - Report this comment
"Nice young woman" is not quite on pace with "dirty old man" Try something like "worthy young thing."
Timothy Nicholson - August 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I can't believe I found a website I could live on 24/7...I've been doing parodies since I was 8and I really can't believe this many people like to spend their time doing this....and it's no fun unless there is someone to share them with.I've been diagnosed with throat cancer so I can't go around singing funny little snippets like "man in the box" to "I eat at Jack in the box ...there tacos taste like s***..I mean poop.
Peanut - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Do you forgive me? There's already another song called Nice mrs. Ketchup. Oops

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