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Song Parodies -> "Listen Closer To Me, Siri!"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Listen Closer To Me, Siri!"

Parody Written by:

Forteen and Baeutiful

The Lyrics

You act as though my voice is muffled…
As if my speaking isn’t clear...

Listen; listen closer to me, Siri
Search did not turn out as planned…
No-o-o-o… CLOSING!
Find the CLOSING PRICE OF STOCK!
Not “composing like a Bach”
What is wrong with you?

Listen; listen closer to me, Siri
I’m not hard to understand…
No-o-o-o… CLOTHING!
Find a CLOTHING SHOP ONLINE
Not a “glowing blob of slime”
What is wrong with you?

Lately, I’m screaming all the time at you
Good search results? Far too few…

Listen; listen closer to me, Siri
Sick of screaming to my hand…
No-o-o-o…
CLOSEST! Where’s the CLOSEST PIZZA SHOP?
Not the “coldest piece of slop”
What is wrong with you?

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FAB - March 12, 2015 - Report this comment
LOLOLOLOL!

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