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Song Parodies -> "All My Scrubbing"

Original Song Title:

"All My Loving"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All My Scrubbing"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

Plug your nose as I kiss you.
My odor's an issue.
My stench might remind you of poo.
Though I bathe every day,
That stench won't go away.
And my friends have been snubbing. Ew-Ew!

I've tried scents, wet and misty,
But still smell quite fishy.
And soaps that I use now stink, too.
I've tried lime-scented spray,
Wore a floral sachet,
But my stench is too stubborn. Ew-Ew!

All my rubbing, still I smell like poo.
All my scrubbing, hardly smell like new.

Mold sure thrives on my tissues,
My hair and my hips, too.
My dentures smell rotten and fume.
I just cry and I pray,
But the smell's here to stay,
Though I spent all my bucks on perfume.

All my rubbing, still I smell like poo.
All my scrubbing, hardly smell like new.
All this snubbing, when out clubbing. Ew!
All my scrubbing, I just stink! Ew-Ew!

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