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Song Parodies -> "I Watch Miss Universe"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Watch Miss Universe"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

Girls are strolling 'round the pageant stage in suits with shapely cups.
They blither blithely as they all parade--I watch Miss Universe.
Beauts from Taurus, Greys from Ross are mingling with Pleiadians,
Venusians and Reptilians

Nice boo-oobs on Zeta, whoam!
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds

Ships surpass the speed of light to transfer hopefuls 'cross a trillion miles
To land on Planet Earth--I watch Miss Universe.
Hot Ferengis mix with luscious Borgs and Zogs and Exobots.
They stumble badly as they state their case--I watch Miss Universe.

I roo-oot for Zeta, whoam!
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds

Mounds of matter bathed in light are swinging lewd and sloping rears,
Exciting and enticing me.
Vivid views of aliens who stride before me like a billion stars
And long to finish first--I watch Miss Universe.

Nice salute to Sagan, whoam!
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds
Lovelies from the strangest worlds

I'm consumed by strange lust
I'm consumed by strange lust
I'm consumed by strange lust
I'm consumed by strange lust
I'm consumed by strange lust

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