-> "I am the Woodsman"
Original Song Title:
"I am the Walrus"
Parody Song Title:
"I am the Woodsman"
The Lyrics
I am he on killing spree amonst the trees
Operating in all weather
See the VC run like scum from my guns, see how they die
I'm smiling
Stalking them with a black stake, waiting for the night to come
Intervention outsourced, bloody, murky foulplay
I am getting so annoyed. Bambi and Thumper save the day
I am the bad man, they are the deadmen
I am the Woodsman, cut you down too
Mister Death with no pity, slitting little zip throats dontcha know?
See how they die, gruesome homicides, how their blood runs
I'm smiling, I'm smiling
I'm smiling, I'm smiling
Agent Orange defo cargo falling from the sky
KA-BAR works nice, pornographic violence
Torturing the lost souls, those pajama-wearin' clowns
I am the bad man, they are the deadmen
I am the Woodsman, cut you down too
Sniping in an evil garden shooting brass for fun, the NKA ones
Man after man in the pouring rain
I am the bad man, they are the deadmen
I am the Woodsman, cut you down too
Expert killer, smoking jokers
Love the way the knife blade moves (Ha, ha, ha! He, he, he! Ha, ha,ha!)
See how they cry, cutting grooves in their thighs, as their veins run dry
I'm smiling
Clandestine mover with no Air Power
SMG or bolt-action, doesn't matter
Act out wicked schemes where no one else will go
I am the bad man, they are the deadmen
I am the Woodsman, cut you down too, the shadow rules
Cut you down too, the shadow rules
Cut you down too, the shadow rules
Shadow
Shadow, shadow
Shadow, shadow
Shadow, shadow
Known as "Spooks" and "Ghouls"
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