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Song Parodies -> "Hey Lorena"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Lorena"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Hey Lorena
Please don't do that
It's so annoying and needs a hiatus
Remember to have an abusive husband
I know his name, John Wayne Bobbitt
Hey Lorena
What a nice car you have
It's a Capri, and it's a Mercedes
Remember never to do that again
It's 1993, and it's June

So let it be and go away
Lorena, you prune
You carried the knife through your body
So let it out and mutter
Don't grind your teeth, I know you're sad
Cos John abused you

Moi, Moi, Moi, Moi, Moi, LOL

Hey Lorena
Here is Nick Grimshaw
Treat him like what you did to
John Wayne Bobbitt
He choked you, and battered you
I know it's not nice
But I'll know its false
Hey Lorena
Here is Dynamo
He'll tell you never to play with knives
He'll put the knife down and he's from UK

So let it out and get away
Lorena, you prune
It's Manasass, for goodness sake
Not Albert Square in Eastenders
And did you know that I fancy you
Lorena, you book
Don't carry John up your own arse

La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
la, la, la, la, la

Hey Lorena
You've written a song
It's 'Novocaine For The Soul'
By Nick Grimshaw
Remember to sing that to him
And he'll sing you 'Seasons In The Abyss'
And let it out and let it be
Lorena, you know
Don't carry Americano upon your shoulder

And don't you know that I remember what
Happened with John
And what he done to you
That made you cry

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

Cry, cry, cry, cr-cr-cry
Cr-cr-cry, Lorena
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cr-cr-cry
Cr-cr-cry, Lorena

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
John Donne: "No man is an island". John Wayne Bobbitt: "Watch out for your peninsula".

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