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Song Parodies -> "You Heal"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Heal"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Painkiller Jane was a comic series that was adapted into both an independent movie in 2005 and then a SyFy Channel series in 2007 starring Kristanna Loken from "T3" and "BloodRayne." The series only lasted 1 season. Basically, Jane Vasco is a police detective that is tasked with infiltrating the Mob and is double-crossed with a biochemical bomb in her backpack. It detonates but somehow doesn't kill her. She develops self-healing and presumed dead goes on to become a vigilante- an indestructable one at that. The only problem is that Jane feels all the pain of the bullets, knives, axes, explosions, fire, etc... but it gives her strength so that she can perfect her martial arts skills and marksmanship over time. Sorta like a female Punisher, but unable to be killed! PKJ is now a new comic series by Dynamite and a new movie is planned for the future.
The Mob never did trust you
In backpack, bomb to kill
Undercover, fighting crime
They tried to kill you... but... you healed!

Biochemical good news
Your DNA was changed
Although your frame was shattered
It healed up all the same

Live on forever and forever
Bond gave you a new start
With all your parts mended together
Could now tear the crooks apart

For they can never kill you
Your body self-repairs
Guns, knives, bombs can never hurt you
Makes the evil thugs avoid you
For the pain you endure makes you stronger indeed
A strength that’s so unreal:
You heal… wounds seal… hoods kneel

Jane Vasco
A woman that can’t be killed…

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