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Song Parodies -> "Girth Weight"

Original Song Title:

"Birthday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Girth Weight"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The obesity epidemic in America and West...
They say you’re overweight
Well Christie is too, fat
Like Farley and Candy
Being fat is not a crime (though it should be)
Super-size your girth weight
Obesity now rules

Chow
Chow
Chow
Chow down
Chow down

Yes, we're going to be fatty-fatties
Yes, very corpulent laddies
Yes, dating Rubenesque lassies (dogs)

You don’t fit in your pants? (Girth weight)
Have Size 36 dress? (Girth weight)
Triple E bra for breasts? (Girth weight)
You’re fat

Chomp
Chow down

Chairs won’t hold your fat ass? (Girth weight)
Small d-ck, so no romance? (Girth weight)
At a buffet by chance? (Girth weight)
You‘re fat! Fat!!!

They say you’re overweight
Sidibe* is too, fat
On-off is Kirstie Alley
Being fat is not a crime (though it should be)
Super-size your girth weight
Obesity now rules…
* Gabourey Sidibe was "Precious" in that 2009 film.

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